Stormy Daniels Said Donald Trump’s Manhood Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart

Stormy Daniels Said Donald Trump's Manhood Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart

Words by Tahnyl Jordan

Unfortunately, Stormy Daniels’ new book incorporates an especially vivid depiction of President Donald Trump’s penis. In her diary titled, Full Disclosure, Daniels said Trump’s penis is “smaller than average” however “not freakishly small.”

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels wrote in the book, a duplicate of which was acquired by the Guardian.

“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool, “she composed.
“I lay there,” she stated,” annoyed that I was getting f—-d by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d–k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

Daniels was likely alluding to Toad, the mushroom-headed character from Nintendo’s Mario game.
You may have seen Mario Kart trending and this was why; some people were just ready to log off social media forever.

Apologies for Mario being yet another thing ruined from our childhood.

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