Words by Tahnyl Jordan
Unfortunately, Stormy Daniels’ new book incorporates an especially vivid depiction of President Donald Trump’s penis. In her diary titled, Full Disclosure, Daniels said Trump’s penis is “smaller than average” however “not freakishly small.”
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels wrote in the book, a duplicate of which was acquired by the Guardian.
“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool, “she composed.
“I lay there,” she stated,” annoyed that I was getting f—-d by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d–k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Daniels was likely alluding to Toad, the mushroom-headed character from Nintendo’s Mario game.
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